Bestselling author Bob Phillips has compiled yet another great collection of quirky quips and zany zingers that will charm and delight the young-at-heart and everyone who appreciates a little laughter in their lives.
Stories of wacky waiters, loony lawyers, and daffy doctors will entertain readers while providing conversation starters for coffee or other get-togethers.
An exasperated salesman abandoned his car in a no-parking zone and left this note:
"I’ve circled this block 20 times. I have an appointment and must keep it or lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses.”
Upon returning, he found this note:
"I’ve circled this block 20 years. If I don’t give you a ticket, I’ll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.”
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember a thing.
Doctor: How long have you had this problem?
Patient: What problem?